#Breaking news: Lionel Messi agrees deal in principle with Manchester United.

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Manchester United have agreed a deal in principle with Barcelona and Argentine Star Lionel Messi to join the club when the summer transfer window open.


The club has been in talks with the Current best player in the world and a deal is likely with the Argentine free to leave the club at the end is the season.


Source disclose that the club has agreed personal terms with the superstar for what will be a move of the century, should it materialize.


What a way to start the new month.

It's April 1st, Happy April fools day from The Intensified Report.

We are wishing you a great month amidst the crisis ravaging the world in the form of coronavirus.

Please stay safe. Social distancing is key in limiting the spread of the deadly bug.


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